​​Glam Sequin A-Line Mini Dress – Long Sleeve High-Waist Backless Bow-Tie Party Dress (Available In Iridescent White, Sizes XS-XXL)​​

​The Human Disco Ball​​ For when you want to scatter light like broken chandelier glass. ​​Optical Warfare Engineering​​ ✔️ ​​Holographic Grid​​ – Sequins aligned on Fibonacci spiral for maximum refraction ✔️ ​​Kinetically Anchored​​ – High waistband stays put during twirls up to 3.4 rotations ✔️ ​​Tactical Backstage​​ – Bow tie tightness correlates with flirtation intensity ✔️ ​​Photonic Skin​​ – Reflects 83% of artificial light sources (lab tested) ✔️ ​​Climate Adaptive​​ – Sleeves prevent armpit sequin loss during temperature swings ​​Scenes from a Neon Noir​​ ​​Coat Check Gambit:​​ Dress emerges unwrinkled from 3 hours of coat compression ​​Lens Flare Bait:​​ Catches photographer's eye before they raise the camera ​​Emergency Signaling:​​ Sleeve flashes can substitute for phone light in blackouts ​​Last Call Calculus:​​ Bow unties in exact time needed to catch final subway ​​Warning: May cause temporary blindness when passing under disco balls​